new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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