You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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