Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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