it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize