if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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