you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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