Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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