Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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