My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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