And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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