btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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