you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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