I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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