Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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