I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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