hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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