does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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