the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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