Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
organizing the empties. That sober.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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