I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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