I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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