i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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