Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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