Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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