So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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