you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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