just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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