So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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