Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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