matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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