Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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