it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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