Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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