i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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