Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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