His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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