I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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