So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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