I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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