she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish i was in the wii world.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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