I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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