I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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