I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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