How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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