I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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