Dual....:-)
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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