Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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