I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
