Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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