Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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