are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
ttyl tear gas
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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