Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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