You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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