Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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