Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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